We recently overheard the following exchange in the park at an Independence Day celebration. It is worthy to be shared.
First man: “So you got first crop in already?”
Second man: “Yah, first crop and second crop!”
First man: “Second crop too!”
Second man: “Yup, just finished — two, tree days ago.”
First man: “Must o’ been quite a second crop then.”
Second man: “Yah, not as big as I was expectin’. First crop was jist great and then wit’ all dat rain and heat, second crop jist kep’ on comin’ but no, not as big as I was expectin’.”