Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 91: A foot-long sub sandwich is too much. Six inches is not enough. Order a foot-long and carve out three inches to share.
Year: 2014
Why a Pocketknife? #92
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 92: Most of your clothes have threads hanging off of them. Cut those off.
Why a Pocketknife? #93
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 93: At hunting camp you will eat steak, but no one will bring steak knives. Use your pocketknife!
Why a Pocketknife? #94
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 94: If you shoot a deer, you will need to field dress it.
Why a Handkerchief? #74
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 74: After cleaning your guns, you can wipe the gun oil off your hands.
Why a Pocketknife? #95
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 95: It will make removing the wrapper from your new compact disc a bit less painful.
Why a Handkerchief? #75
ObservationsWhy a handkerchief? #75: If your son shoots his first deer and you celebrate with a burger, you will need to wipe grease off your fingers.
Why a Pocketknife? #96
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 96: A pocketknife will effortlessly open the box containing your long awaited book order.
Why a Handkerchief? #76
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 76: A handkerchief can give you a better grip on a tight jar lid.
Why a Pocketknife? #97
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 97: You might have to perform impromptu surgery to remove a hangnail.