Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 73: When working on a wood lathe project, you may need to remove a dab of excess polish.
Month: January 2015
Why a Handkerchief? #74
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 74: Sometimes, when you sing really loud, a bit of saliva leaks out.
Why a Handkerchief? #71
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 71: At a party, sometimes the dip falls off the chip and you have to clean your trousers.
A Recipe for Not Enough
Fun- Harvest a young deer. This won’t work with an old buck.
- Remove the inside loins.
- Marinate for 24 hours in teriyaki.
- Dice and one onion and get it on a hot pan.
- After the onions have got going, throw in both whole tenderloins and a bunch of the marinade.
- Grill till the tenderloin is cooked and the onions are caramelized.
- Note that the only problem is you don’t have enough!
Why a Handkerchief? #75
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 75: If your daughter eats a chocolate doughnut, you will need to wipe frosting from her face.