Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 57: If you borrow a shotgun that hasn’t been oiled recently, you may need to nudge a spent shell out the ejection port.
Month: April 2015
Why A Handkerchief? #57
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 57: Sometimes hot peppers make you sweat. A handkerchief is great for wiping sweat off your forehead.
Why A Handkerchief? #58
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 58: If you hastily open your can of diet cola, it will splatter, and you will need something to clean the splatter.
Why a Handkerchief? #59
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 59: Sometimes when you are praying with someone who is troubled, your eyes will leak. So you need a hanky.
Why A Handkerchief? #60
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 60: If you enter a car wash, simultaneously rolling up your window, you can mop up the water that splashes in.
Why A Pocketknife? #58
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 58: If your drinking straw has been mutilated, you can repair it by removing the mutilated end.