K has achieved his first Robin Hood, and he is only ten years of age. Well, what is a dad to say? You have to feel proud, yet maybe a bit jealous at the same time.
Why a handkerchief? #41: Sometimes you’re all duded up at a social event and a friend bumps your coffee arm. You should wipe your shoes dry.
Why a pocketknife? Reason No. #22: If you are ever down to your last guitar pick and it breaks, use your knife to repair the pick. Reuse it!
Why a handkerchief? #42: En route to the heavy water plant, after you have hit a deer and finished it off, use the handkerchief to clean your hands.
Why a pocketknife? #23: When you hit a deer with your car en route to your heavy water factory, you should put it out of its misery. Now, you might try to break its neck, but slitting its throat should be easier, quicker, and more painless.