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Month: May 2016

Why a Handkerchief? #38

Why a hanky? No. 38: Meet at a table out in the warehouse and you’ll find a thick layer of dust. You should clean your hands afterwards.

Why a Pocketknife? #18

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 18.  If you want a slice of delicious cheese, you’re going to have slice open the package, and then slice the cheese.

Why a Pocketknife? #19

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 19: Popcorn, whether packaged in a bag or a bottle, will require a sharp instrument to open.

Why a Pocketknife? #20

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 20: You may need to snip your curtains so they can fit over the brackets and look right.

Why a Handkerchief? #39

Why a hanky? #39: Follow the example of Robert De Niro.  In The Intern, he lent one twice – to dry tears and wipe away puke.

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