Why a hanky? No. 38: Meet at a table out in the warehouse and you’ll find a thick layer of dust. You should clean your hands afterwards.
Month: May 2016
Why a Pocketknife? #18
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 18. If you want a slice of delicious cheese, you’re going to have slice open the package, and then slice the cheese.
Why a Pocketknife? #19
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 19: Popcorn, whether packaged in a bag or a bottle, will require a sharp instrument to open.
Why a Pocketknife? #20
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 20: You may need to snip your curtains so they can fit over the brackets and look right.
Why a Handkerchief? #39
ObservationsWhy a hanky? #39: Follow the example of Robert De Niro. In The Intern, he lent one twice – to dry tears and wipe away puke.