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Why a Pocketknife? #15

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 15: When putting up the Christmas lights, you need a tool to pull out the broken and burnt out bulbs.

Why a Pocketknife? #16

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 16: If you buy a new pocketknife, you probably will need your current knife to open the package.

Why a Handkerchief? #35

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 35:  Sometimes a hug from your sister gets a bit of lipstick on your shirt, but you can remove it with your hanky.

Why a Handkerchief? #36

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 36: You may have to dry your bleacher seat.

Why a Pocketknife? #16

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 16: You can use to carve pumpkins. Don’t use it for the big cuts because that could break it.  Use it for the detail work.

Why a Pocketknife? #17

Why a pocketknife? #17 If you never buy lottery tickets and think they’re stupid, yet someone gives you one, it’s o.k. to scratch it off.

Why a Handkerchief? #37

Why carry a handkerchief?  Reason No. 37 – Your Culver’s concrete shake might get overfilled.

Why a Handkerchief? #38

Why a hanky? No. 38: Meet at a table out in the warehouse and you’ll find a thick layer of dust. You should clean your hands afterwards.

Why a Pocketknife? #18

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 18.  If you want a slice of delicious cheese, you’re going to have slice open the package, and then slice the cheese.

Why a Pocketknife? #19

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 19: Popcorn, whether packaged in a bag or a bottle, will require a sharp instrument to open.

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