Why carry a handkerchief? #65: After your daughter applies a temporary tattoo to the back of her hand, she will need to dry the tattoo.
Author: Adam
Why a Handkerchief? #66
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 66: If your daughter washes your quarters for you, you can be ready to dry them.
Why a Pocketknife? #63
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 63: If you receive a heart-shaped box of chocolates from your lover, you can open it with your knife!
Why a Handkerchief? #67
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 67: When your son removes his loose tooth, you need to be ready to wipe up the blood.
Why a Pocketknife? #64
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 64: You can use your knife to remove that pesky wrapping from individually packaged mints.
Why a Pocketknife? #65
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 65: Your magnetic wallet is designed to keep your bills neatly folded, but also provides a handy attachment point for a knife.
Why a Handkerchief? #68
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 68: When a chunk of snow falls through your car window and you don’t want your switches to get wet, you can dry them up.
Yet Another Good Day
AdventuresYou know it’s a good day when your e-mail doesn’t work, so you go to the IT support page, log in, and see “500 Error: Access Denied.”
Why a Pocketknife? #66
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 66: A pocketknife is better than a dead cat for removing warts.
Why a Handkerchief? #69
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 69: A delicious honeycrisp apple will be juicy enough that you will need to clean your face.