Why carry a handkerchief? Reason #63: You can use it to wipe the sticky off your hands after your use your pocketknife to peel your fruit.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 60: You can use it to peel your fruit.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 61: You might need a pry tool, but you must choose not to use it for that.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 62: You might need a screwdriver, so you must choose not to use your knife for that.

Why a handkerchief? No. 64: A silver trumpet easily shows smudges and you might forget your polishing cloth, but not your handkerchief!

Why carry a handkerchief? #65: After your daughter applies a temporary tattoo to the back of her hand, she will need to dry the tattoo.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 66: If your daughter washes your quarters for you, you can be ready to dry them.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 63: If you receive a heart-shaped box of chocolates from your lover, you can open it with your knife!

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 67: When your son removes his loose tooth, you need to be ready to wipe up the blood.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 64: You can use your knife to remove that pesky wrapping from individually packaged mints.