Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 65: Your magnetic wallet is designed to keep your bills neatly folded, but also provides a handy attachment point for a knife.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 68: When a chunk of snow falls through your car window and you don’t want your switches to get wet, you can dry them up.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 66: A pocketknife is better than a dead cat for removing warts.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 69: A delicious honeycrisp apple will be juicy enough that you will need to clean your face.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 67:  When preparing a frozen dinner, cut film to vent.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 68: A pocketknife is the best tool for opening a new package of smoked venison wieners.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 70: Hot chocolate with marshmallows is special, but if a marshmallow falls out of the cup, you must clean the sticky mess.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 69: A box of curiously strong mints has a plastic wrapper that is difficult to remove without a sharp tool.  Use your knife.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 70: You can use it to reset your home’s wireless network router.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 71: When it’s time to bust out the frozen pizza, your knife easily opens the plastic packaging.