Why a pocketknife? #72: A husband should buy flowers for his wife.  He can use his knife to remove the wrapping and prep them for the vase!

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 73: Improve your ice cream.  Open a bag of frozen blueberries.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 74:  Those big jugs of salsa come with a thick foil and cardboard seal that you will need to remove.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 71: Those acrylic sign covers sometimes get scuffed, so you might need to polish them clean.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 75: If you crave pickles, a knife will quickly dispatch that plastic seal on the jar’s lid.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 77: If you are patching a crack in drywall, you will need to cut the joint tape to size.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 78: To open your new cell phone, you have to cut those plastic stickers on the bottom of the box.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 79: To open a bucket of drywall compound, you have to cut all those tabs on the lid.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 80: You can use your pocketknife to customize the size of your guitar strap’s end pin hole.

Why a handkerchief? #72: If your computer screen is dusty and the sun hits it at an angle, you will have trouble reading it. Wipe it clear.