Why carry a pocketknife? No. 87: You can use a pocketknife to clean your fingernails.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 88: If you harvest some game – say a deer or a rabbit – you will need to skin it.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 89: If your wife cannot find the scissors, you can use your pocketknife to help her cut stuff.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 90: Have you missed a spot shaving?  You can use your pocketknife to clean up.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 91: A foot-long sub sandwich is too much.  Six inches is not enough.  Order a foot-long and carve out three inches to share.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 92: Most of your clothes have threads hanging off of them.  Cut those off.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 93: At hunting camp you will eat steak, but no one will bring steak knives.  Use your pocketknife!

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 94: If you shoot a deer, you will need to field dress it.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 74: After cleaning your guns, you can wipe the gun oil off your hands.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 95: It will make removing the wrapper from your new compact disc a bit less painful.