Why a handkerchief? #75: If your son shoots his first deer and you celebrate with a burger, you will need to wipe grease off your fingers.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 96: A pocketknife will effortlessly open the box containing your long awaited book order.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 76: A handkerchief can give you a better grip on a tight jar lid.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 97: You might have to perform impromptu surgery to remove a hangnail.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 98: Your daughter will ask for help with an impossible-to-open bag of candy.

Why carry a handkerchief? #77: If you you eject an unspent cartridge into the snow, you can wipe it dry and put it back into the magazine.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 78: In a pinch, you can use it as a coaster.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 99: You can remove the tags from your sons new shirt.

Why carry a handkerchief?  Reason No. 79: If your daughter leaves a cup of water on the end table, you can wipe off the water circle before it causes any damage.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason #80:  If you wash down your Indian food with a cold pop, your burps will smell funny. Relax, you can cover your mouth with your hanky.