Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 12: Sometimes a bottle of glue gets stopped up and you need a tool to remove the dried glue on the tip.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 13: Those who purchase bundled firewood can de-bundle it quickly with a sharp knife.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 14: You never know when you may come across a refrigerator with a cheap padlock on it.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 15: When putting up the Christmas lights, you need a tool to pull out the broken and burnt out bulbs.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 16: If you buy a new pocketknife, you probably will need your current knife to open the package.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 35:  Sometimes a hug from your sister gets a bit of lipstick on your shirt, but you can remove it with your hanky.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 36: You may have to dry your bleacher seat.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 16: You can use to carve pumpkins. Don’t use it for the big cuts because that could break it.  Use it for the detail work.

Why a pocketknife? #17 If you never buy lottery tickets and think they’re stupid, yet someone gives you one, it’s o.k. to scratch it off.

Why carry a handkerchief?  Reason No. 37 – Your Culver’s concrete shake might get overfilled.