Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 15: When putting up the Christmas lights, you need a tool to pull out the broken and burnt out bulbs.
Observations
Why a Pocketknife? #16
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 16: If you buy a new pocketknife, you probably will need your current knife to open the package.
Why a Handkerchief? #35
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 35: Sometimes a hug from your sister gets a bit of lipstick on your shirt, but you can remove it with your hanky.
Why a Handkerchief? #36
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 36: You may have to dry your bleacher seat.
Why a Pocketknife? #16
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 16: You can use to carve pumpkins. Don’t use it for the big cuts because that could break it. Use it for the detail work.
Why a Pocketknife? #17
ObservationsWhy a pocketknife? #17 If you never buy lottery tickets and think they’re stupid, yet someone gives you one, it’s o.k. to scratch it off.
Why a Handkerchief? #37
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 37 – Your Culver’s concrete shake might get overfilled.
Why a Handkerchief? #38
ObservationsWhy a hanky? No. 38: Meet at a table out in the warehouse and you’ll find a thick layer of dust. You should clean your hands afterwards.
Why a Pocketknife? #18
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 18. If you want a slice of delicious cheese, you’re going to have slice open the package, and then slice the cheese.
Why a Pocketknife? #19
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 19: Popcorn, whether packaged in a bag or a bottle, will require a sharp instrument to open.