Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 67: When your son removes his loose tooth, you need to be ready to wipe up the blood.
Why a Pocketknife? #64
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 64: You can use your knife to remove that pesky wrapping from individually packaged mints.
Why a Pocketknife? #65
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 65: Your magnetic wallet is designed to keep your bills neatly folded, but also provides a handy attachment point for a knife.
Why a Handkerchief? #68
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 68: When a chunk of snow falls through your car window and you don’t want your switches to get wet, you can dry them up.
Yet Another Good Day
AdventuresYou know it’s a good day when your e-mail doesn’t work, so you go to the IT support page, log in, and see “500 Error: Access Denied.”
Why a Pocketknife? #66
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 66: A pocketknife is better than a dead cat for removing warts.
Why a Handkerchief? #69
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 69: A delicious honeycrisp apple will be juicy enough that you will need to clean your face.
Why a Pocketknife? #67
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 67: When preparing a frozen dinner, cut film to vent.
Why a Pocketknife? #68
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 68: A pocketknife is the best tool for opening a new package of smoked venison wieners.
Why a Handkerchief? #70
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 70: Hot chocolate with marshmallows is special, but if a marshmallow falls out of the cup, you must clean the sticky mess.