Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 91: A foot-long sub sandwich is too much.  Six inches is not enough.  Order a foot-long and carve out three inches to share.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 92: Most of your clothes have threads hanging off of them.  Cut those off.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 93: At hunting camp you will eat steak, but no one will bring steak knives.  Use your pocketknife!

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 94: If you shoot a deer, you will need to field dress it.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 74: After cleaning your guns, you can wipe the gun oil off your hands.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 95: It will make removing the wrapper from your new compact disc a bit less painful.

Why a handkerchief? #75: If your son shoots his first deer and you celebrate with a burger, you will need to wipe grease off your fingers.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 96: A pocketknife will effortlessly open the box containing your long awaited book order.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 76: A handkerchief can give you a better grip on a tight jar lid.

Why carry a pocketknife?  Reason No. 97: You might have to perform impromptu surgery to remove a hangnail.