Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 98: Your daughter will ask for help with an impossible-to-open bag of candy.
Why a Handkerchief? #77
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? #77: If you you eject an unspent cartridge into the snow, you can wipe it dry and put it back into the magazine.
B’s First Deer
AdventuresWhy a Handkerchief? #78
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 78: In a pinch, you can use it as a coaster.
Why a Pocketknife? #99
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 99: You can remove the tags from your sons new shirt.
Why a Handkerchief? #79
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 79: If your daughter leaves a cup of water on the end table, you can wipe off the water circle before it causes any damage.
Why a Handkerchief? #80
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason #80: If you wash down your Indian food with a cold pop, your burps will smell funny. Relax, you can cover your mouth with your hanky.
Why a Handkerchief? #81
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason #81: If the bathroom at your local coffee shop is out of paper towels, you will not have to wipe your hands on your pants.
Why a Handkerchief? #82
ObservationsWhy carry a Handkerchief? Reason #82: If you spill a drop of latte on your desk, you can clean it up.
More of What M Says…
FamilyWhat M says: “I love you daddy…I just don’t like you brushing my teeth.”