Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 16: You can use to carve pumpkins. Don’t use it for the big cuts because that could break it. Use it for the detail work.
Why a Pocketknife? #17
ObservationsWhy a pocketknife? #17 If you never buy lottery tickets and think they’re stupid, yet someone gives you one, it’s o.k. to scratch it off.
Why a Handkerchief? #37
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 37 – Your Culver’s concrete shake might get overfilled.
Why a Handkerchief? #38
ObservationsWhy a hanky? No. 38: Meet at a table out in the warehouse and you’ll find a thick layer of dust. You should clean your hands afterwards.
Why a Pocketknife? #18
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 18. If you want a slice of delicious cheese, you’re going to have slice open the package, and then slice the cheese.
Why a Pocketknife? #19
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 19: Popcorn, whether packaged in a bag or a bottle, will require a sharp instrument to open.
Why a Pocketknife? #20
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 20: You may need to snip your curtains so they can fit over the brackets and look right.
Why a Handkerchief? #39
ObservationsWhy a hanky? #39: Follow the example of Robert De Niro. In The Intern, he lent one twice – to dry tears and wipe away puke.
Why a Pocketknife? #21
ObservationsWhy a pocketknife? Reason No. 21: A 3D target will leave some residue on your arrows, which you can gently remove with your pocketknife.
Why a Handkerchief? #39
ObservationsWhy a handkerchief? #39: Lubrication on arrows eases removing them from 3D targets, but on your hands, it makes pulling arrows difficult.