Why carry a handkerchief? No. 50: Someday you will ride in a car with inferior cup-holders.  The inevitable result is a wet seat.

Why a handkerchief? Reason No. 51: You should not wipe your nose or your face on your sleeve, and never, definitely never on your underwear.

Why a Pocketknife? No. 36: When you repair your car’s headliner, you will need a knife to scrape the adhesive overspray from the windshield.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 37: When you roast marshmallows, you want to make a custom roasting stick from a nearby branch.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 52: After oiling your trumpet’s valves, a bit of oil will leak out; so wipe it up.

Why carry a pocketknife? No. 38: If you have to replace your watch battery and forgot your miniature screwdriver, carefully use your knife.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 39: Grilled wieners will swell and split, but a few sideways slices stop the splitting and give a professional look!

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 40: Those labels the put on steel conduit are difficult to peel off, but your knife can get the job done.

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 53:  Those paper cups you get at your local coffee shop often leak where the seam meats the lid.

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 41: Sometimes your shirt button will get caught on a loose string in the buttonhole.