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Why a Pocketknife? #63

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 63: If you receive a heart-shaped box of chocolates from your lover, you can open it with your knife!

Why a Handkerchief? #67

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 67: When your son removes his loose tooth, you need to be ready to wipe up the blood.

Why a Pocketknife? #64

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 64: You can use your knife to remove that pesky wrapping from individually packaged mints.

Why a Pocketknife? #65

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 65: Your magnetic wallet is designed to keep your bills neatly folded, but also provides a handy attachment point for a knife.

Why a Handkerchief? #68

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 68: When a chunk of snow falls through your car window and you don’t want your switches to get wet, you can dry them up.

Yet Another Good Day

You know it’s a good day when your e-mail doesn’t work, so you go to the IT support page, log in, and see “500 Error: Access Denied.”

Why a Pocketknife? #66

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 66: A pocketknife is better than a dead cat for removing warts.

Why a Handkerchief? #69

Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 69: A delicious honeycrisp apple will be juicy enough that you will need to clean your face.

Why a Pocketknife? #67

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 67:  When preparing a frozen dinner, cut film to vent.

Why a Pocketknife? #68

Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 68: A pocketknife is the best tool for opening a new package of smoked venison wieners.

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