Yesterday I went to lunch with my family. G had to go to the bathroom. I explained to him that we were going to use the Men’s room. He pointed at the other bathroom and said:

“Is that the grills?”

“Yes it is. The girls”

“And this is the guys?”

“Yes”

After we got back to the table he said:

“Are mommies mens?”

“No”

“Are mommies womens?”

“Yes they are. They’re women. And what are daddies?”

“Daddies are men!”