Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 71: At a party, sometimes the dip falls off the chip and you have to clean your trousers.
Author: Adam
A Recipe for Not Enough
Fun- Harvest a young deer. This won’t work with an old buck.
- Remove the inside loins.
- Marinate for 24 hours in teriyaki.
- Dice and one onion and get it on a hot pan.
- After the onions have got going, throw in both whole tenderloins and a bunch of the marinade.
- Grill till the tenderloin is cooked and the onions are caramelized.
- Note that the only problem is you don’t have enough!
Teriyaki Tenderloin
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ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 82: If you prefer peeled apples, you can peel them with your pocketknife.
Why a Pocketknife? #83
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 83: You ought to sharpen your pencil.
Why a Pocketknife? #84
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 84: You will need a tool to adjust your scope whilst sighting in your rifle.
Why a Pocketknife? #85
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 85: Don’t tear open your Christmas presents like an novice. Use your knife and slice them open cleanly, like a pro!
Why a Pocketknife? #86
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason #86: A pocketknife opens a Christmas card more cleanly and deftly than a letter-opener.
A Gift That Is Sure to Please that Special Goth on Your List
AdventuresI know there are more than a few men today, finishing up some last-minute Christmas shopping, and asking questions like, “What do I give to that precious four-year-old daughter or niece who is just really into death, but already has everything?” Here is your answer, and you are welcome!
Gothic Angels!
Why a Pocketknife? #87
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? No. 87: You can use a pocketknife to clean your fingernails.