Why a pocketknife? #81: If you make a frozen pizza and the lunch room is out of plastic knives, you can use your knife to slice your pizza.
Observations
Why a Handkerchief? #73
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 73: When working on a wood lathe project, you may need to remove a dab of excess polish.
Why a Handkerchief? #74
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 74: Sometimes, when you sing really loud, a bit of saliva leaks out.
Why a Handkerchief? #71
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 71: At a party, sometimes the dip falls off the chip and you have to clean your trousers.
Why a Handkerchief? #75
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 75: If your daughter eats a chocolate doughnut, you will need to wipe frosting from her face.
Why a Pocketknife? #82
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 82: If you prefer peeled apples, you can peel them with your pocketknife.
Why a Pocketknife? #83
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 83: You ought to sharpen your pencil.
Why a Pocketknife? #84
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 84: You will need a tool to adjust your scope whilst sighting in your rifle.
Why a Pocketknife? #85
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 85: Don’t tear open your Christmas presents like an novice. Use your knife and slice them open cleanly, like a pro!
Why a Pocketknife? #86
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason #86: A pocketknife opens a Christmas card more cleanly and deftly than a letter-opener.