Why carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 62: Your grandpa was wise, and he always carried a handkerchief. So should you.
Why a Pocketknife? #59
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 59: Your grandpa always carried a pocketknife. So should you.
Why a Handkerchief? #63
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason #63: You can use it to wipe the sticky off your hands after your use your pocketknife to peel your fruit.
Why a Pocketknife? #60
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 60: You can use it to peel your fruit.
Why a Pocketknife? #61
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 61: You might need a pry tool, but you must choose not to use it for that.
Why a Pocketknife? #62
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 62: You might need a screwdriver, so you must choose not to use your knife for that.
Why a Handkerchief? #64
ObservationsWhy a handkerchief? No. 64: A silver trumpet easily shows smudges and you might forget your polishing cloth, but not your handkerchief!
Why a Handkerchief? #65
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? #65: After your daughter applies a temporary tattoo to the back of her hand, she will need to dry the tattoo.
Why a Handkerchief? #66
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 66: If your daughter washes your quarters for you, you can be ready to dry them.
Why a Pocketknife? #63
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 63: If you receive a heart-shaped box of chocolates from your lover, you can open it with your knife!