Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 78: To open your new cell phone, you have to cut those plastic stickers on the bottom of the box.
Why a Pocketknife? #79
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 79: To open a bucket of drywall compound, you have to cut all those tabs on the lid.
Why a Pocketknife? #80
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 80: You can use your pocketknife to customize the size of your guitar strap’s end pin hole.
Why a Handkerchief? #72
ObservationsWhy a handkerchief? #72: If your computer screen is dusty and the sun hits it at an angle, you will have trouble reading it. Wipe it clear.
Why a Pocketknife? #81
ObservationsWhy a pocketknife? #81: If you make a frozen pizza and the lunch room is out of plastic knives, you can use your knife to slice your pizza.
Why a Handkerchief? #73
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 73: When working on a wood lathe project, you may need to remove a dab of excess polish.
Why a Handkerchief? #74
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 74: Sometimes, when you sing really loud, a bit of saliva leaks out.
Why a Handkerchief? #71
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 71: At a party, sometimes the dip falls off the chip and you have to clean your trousers.
A Recipe for Not Enough
Fun- Harvest a young deer. This won’t work with an old buck.
- Remove the inside loins.
- Marinate for 24 hours in teriyaki.
- Dice and one onion and get it on a hot pan.
- After the onions have got going, throw in both whole tenderloins and a bunch of the marinade.
- Grill till the tenderloin is cooked and the onions are caramelized.
- Note that the only problem is you don’t have enough!
Teriyaki Tenderloin
Why a Handkerchief? #75
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 75: If your daughter eats a chocolate doughnut, you will need to wipe frosting from her face.