Why carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 82: If you prefer peeled apples, you can peel them with your pocketknife.
Why a Pocketknife? #83
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 83: You ought to sharpen your pencil.
Why a Pocketknife? #84
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 84: You will need a tool to adjust your scope whilst sighting in your rifle.
Why a Pocketknife? #85
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 85: Don’t tear open your Christmas presents like an novice. Use your knife and slice them open cleanly, like a pro!
Why a Pocketknife? #86
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason #86: A pocketknife opens a Christmas card more cleanly and deftly than a letter-opener.
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Why a Pocketknife? #87
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? No. 87: You can use a pocketknife to clean your fingernails.
Why a Pocketknife? #88
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 88: If you harvest some game – say a deer or a rabbit – you will need to skin it.
Why a Pocketknife? #89
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 89: If your wife cannot find the scissors, you can use your pocketknife to help her cut stuff.
Why a Pocketknife? #90
ObservationsWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 90: Have you missed a spot shaving? You can use your pocketknife to clean up.