Why a handkerchief? #39: Lubrication on arrows eases removing them from 3D targets, but on your hands, it makes pulling arrows difficult.
Why a Handkerchief? #40
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 40: Going to your local bargain warehouse store, be ready to sample buffalo wings.
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AdventuresWhy a Handkerchief? #41
ObservationsWhy a handkerchief? #41: Sometimes you’re all duded up at a social event and a friend bumps your coffee arm. You should wipe your shoes dry.
Why a Pocketknife? #22
ObservationsWhy a pocketknife? Reason No. #22: If you are ever down to your last guitar pick and it breaks, use your knife to repair the pick. Reuse it!
Why a Handkerchief? #42
ObservationsWhy a handkerchief? #42: En route to the heavy water plant, after you have hit a deer and finished it off, use the handkerchief to clean your hands.
Why a Pocketknife? #23
ObservationsWhy a pocketknife? #23: When you hit a deer with your car en route to your heavy water factory, you should put it out of its misery. Now, you might try to break its neck, but slitting its throat should be easier, quicker, and more painless.
Why a Pocketknife? #24
AdventuresWhy carry a pocketknife? Reason No. 24: When fletching your arrows, you want to remove any old glue before attaching the new feather.
Why a Pocketknife? #25
ObservationsWhy a pocketknife? No. 25: If you’re grouping your arrows well, you’ll hit your own knocks. Scrape off any glue before replacing the knock.
Why a Handkerchief? #43
ObservationsWhy carry a handkerchief? Reason No. 43: Sometimes your friend says something so funny that it makes you drool.